![]() ![]() May I suggest Dave Navarro? He always looks tanned and airbrushed. “The nations first organic airbrush tanning salon is looking to add another rockstar to their team!” Please only apply if you meet the following criteria: - Can handle an 8 to 10 table section like a Rockstar.”ĭude, you just know Robert Plant would crush at that gig. “Sports restaurant and bar looking for a SUPERSTAR Server. ![]() “If you have an outstanding ability to multi-task and can communicate like a rockstar, we want to hear from you! :)”īut what if I communicate like the rock star Shane MacGowan? Here are a few absolutely real ones from our neck of the woods: Do a search for “rockstar” on your local CL to enjoy a sampling. The worst offenders? Job postings on Craigslist. And when you slap that label on “Keith from accounting” because he got his budget numbers done early for the second week in a row, you’re tarnishing the legacy of every dirtbag who’s ever unbolted a TV from a cheap-hotel dresser and winged it into a swimming pool five floors down.Īlso: the term is “rock star,” not “rockstar.” Rockstar is an energy drink, a video-game company, and a really terrible song by Nickelback which no one would ever want to be compared to, associated with, or forced to listen to. It’s something to aspire to, emulate, and marvel at. Rock stardom is a dream a one-in-a-million shot that comes true for very few musicians. Rock stars are mythical, dangerous, and everything most of us aren’t, shouldn’t be, and couldn’t be. We did have lunch delivered every day, though, which I imagine was exactly like eating off the Jack Daniels-soaked deli tray on the dirty floor of Nikki Sixx’s dressing room after he threw it at a roadie during Crüe tour in ’86. ![]() I went to a job-related training class a few weeks back, and upon successful completion of the course, one of our instructors informed us that we were all “rock stars.” What had I done to achieve rock-star status? I sat in a room with 10 other people in business-casual attire for three days, hunched over a laptop. ![]()
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